BIG THANKS to all the imaginative folks that commented. It really was great fun.
In all honesty, this was hard ! There were way too many great comments, so I had to ask for help from other blog writers. The consensus of the authors was that this comment, as it was said to me, "shows a total lack of good judgement in the name of fun." Winner !
I can't list them all but here are a few of our favorites :
" It's so embarrassing when he picks me up by the handle."
"Timmy's in trouble!! " ( think Lassie )
" RUN.....I HEAR BANJOS!! " ( poor taste..but funny )
"You know...This is only happening because you're holding that dog treat..."
" Next on "Pitwatch!" Johnny saves Pamela from a giant catfish "
" I need a word with my stylist.... "
Thanks again for playing along. You guys are the best !
- the guy who types stuff for the dog.